Prophecies of the Chosen One

Welcome, chosen one, to the land of the prophesied. I am the Oracle of the Ancients, here to guide you on your path to greatness.

By the power vested in me, I foresee:

• You will trip on a root. Yes, it will be a root.
• You will spill coffee on your shirt. Again.
• You will forget what you were doing and have to Google it.

But fear not! For these trials are but small hurdles to be overcome by the Chosen One.

Read the Ancient Scrolls of Destiny for a full understanding of the trials ahead.