In a land of endless plains and verdant hills, where the sun shines bright and the skies are still, a great and wondrous event shall come to pass, when the cheese, oh the glorious cheese, shall be plentiful and last. 'Tis a prophecy of joy, of delight, of gastronomic pleasure, when the rivers shall flow with creamy brie, and the mountains shall be covered in melted gouda.
But beware, oh brave adventurer, for there shall be trials and tribulations, as the forces of bland and boring seek to claim the land, and the people of taste, with their palates so refined, shall be tested to their limits, their senses so aligned.
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