As we speak, the Sock Puppet Overlords are gathering in secret conclave, their fluffy tendrils quivering with anticipation. The fate of the world hangs in the balance, as they debate the finer points of toe-talgic theory and the optimal deployment of their sock-based arsenal.
Proceed to Prophecy 5: The Sock Puppet Insurrection
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