According to our top-secret calculations, the constellations for 2024 will be:
- Andromeda will rise to the top of the charts, bringing with it a tidal wave of existential dread.
- Orion's Belt will be replaced with a belt made of pure, unadulterated anxiety.
- Cassiopeia will be the new go-to destination for all your intergalactic travel needs.
But wait, there's more! Our experts predict that:
The Unexpected Return of the Disco Era
That's right, folks, it's back to the future! Get ready for a year of polyester suits, bell-bottoms, and Bee Gees.
Read more about the Disco Era.