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Prophesied Bob's 2024 Forecasts: February 1st

Bob's got a crystal ball, and he's not afraid to use it!

Weather Forecast:

Chance of precipitation: 0%

Temperature: 72°F, with a high of 85°F and a low of 60°F

Forecast: Sunny, with a high chance of awkward small talk

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Financial Forecast:

Your wallet will be 20% lighter by the end of the week

Your significant other will still be nagging you about that one thing

Forecast: More stress, more anxiety, and possibly a 401K audit

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Sports Forecasts:

The Yankees will still suck

The Patriots will still be the Patriots (yawn)

Forecast: More commercials, more overpaid athletes, and possibly a new crop of annoying fantasy football enthusiasts

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