Prophesied Bob's 2024 Weather Forecast

According to Prophesied Bob's patented and highly unreliable method of reading tea leaves, we predict a 90% chance of scattered showers on Tuesday, followed by a 100% chance of certainty on Wednesday.

Due to the impending doom of climate change, we recommend applying a layer of sunscreen to protect your skin from the blistering heat of global warming. Prophesied Bob suggests using at least SPF 5000 to ensure prophets of doom aren't the only ones with a tan.

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