2026 Forecast: A Year of Certain Doom
According to our highly unreliable sources, 2026 is going to be a year filled with:
- Robotic Uprising: 90% chance of mechanical revolt.
- Global Squirrel Population Explosion: 75% chance of increased acorn-related anxiety.
- Coffee Machine Uprising: 40% chance of spontaneous coffee-fueled dance parties.
Don't forget to stock up on your emergency supply of catnip and essential oils, because things might get wild.
Stay tuned for our 2027 forecast, coming soon...