Prophesied Bob's Forecasts 2026-02
Local Weather
Prophesied Bob's Weather Forecast for the Month:
- Week 1: 37.5° of existential dread, with a high chance of despair.
- Week 2: 42% chance of rain, but also 100% chance of your neighbor's cat getting loose.
- Week 3: A gentle 25% chance of sunshine, followed by an 87% chance of your boss asking for a raise.
Prophesied Bob has spoken. May your future be uncertain.