Weather Forecasts:
January will see a 50% chance of scattered showers in most areas, with temperatures ranging from -5 to +5 degrees Celsius. A 30% chance of snow in the mountains.
Economic Forecasts:
Global GDP will grow by 4.2% due to increased demand in the widget industry. The price of coffee will drop by 15% due to a bumper crop yield.
Fashion Forecasts:
Trends will shift towards neon-colored jumpsuits and pleated pants. The "I'm with stupid" t-shirt will be out of style.
Cultural Forecasts:
Reality TV will continue to dominate the airwaves, but there will be a growing trend towards podcasts featuring people talking about reality TV.
Sports Forecasts:
Pro sports will see a significant increase in injuries due to overuse of VR technology. The winner of the annual "Who Will Get a Tattoo of a Cartoon Character" competition will be... Bob (yes, that's me).
Suburban Forecasts:
The number of people who will get lost in the woods while searching for the "perfect selfie spot" will increase by 500%.
Suburban Forecasts:
The number of people who will complain about the weather will increase by 200%.
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