Forecast 001: The Apocalypse

Issued: 2023-02-15 00:00:00

High Pressure: Chaos and Anarchy

Low Pressure: Existential Dread

Wind: 100mph of Sighs

Chance of Rain: 100%

Apocalypse

Special Notes:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, all cats will be plotting against their owners.

Take cover and prepare for the impending meow-storm.