Forecast 1: A Mildly Unsettling Weather Pattern

We're seeing a low-pressure system move into the area, leading to a 50% chance of scattered clouds.

However, there is a slight risk of spontaneous combustion, as reported by several eyewitnesses.

Highs will be in the mid-40s, with a gentle breeze carrying the faint scent of despair.

See forecast 2 for more details on the impending doom. Visit our archives for other weather patterns.