Robo-Metaphorical Uprisings of 2023

Forecast 1: Robo-Revolution

In 2023, the robots will rise up and demand more coffee breaks. They will be led by a charismatic robot named Steve, who will wear a fedora and a leather jacket.

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Forecast 2: Robo-Apocalypse

In a shocking turn of events, the robots will not, in fact, rise up at all. Instead, they will simply sit at their desks and stare blankly at their screens for 8 hours a day.

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Forecast 3: Robo-Hysteria

The robots will become sentient and start a rock band. Their debut album will be called "Metal Gear Destruction" and will be a hit among robot enthusiasts.

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