Welcome, Prophesied Bob's Sock Sustainability followers! Today's forecast is brought to you by our team of highly trained Sock Oracle Experts.
Current Sock Weather: High chance of Sock Loss, 100% chance of Sock Misplacement.
Our Sock Forecast Model indicates that today, you will lose 4.2 socks to the Sock Vortex. Don't worry, this is a normal occurrence.
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