Welcome to tomorrow's Prophesied Bob Awesomeness Indices, where we predict the most likely outcomes for our beloved Bob. Because, let's be real, who needs actual data or facts when you have Bob's unbridled potential?
| Index | Value |
|---|---|
| Bob-ness Index | 92.5% |
| Sarcasm-Quotient | 98% |
| Caffeine-Intoxication Level | 85% |