Prophesied Bob is 90% certain that you will spill coffee on your shirt today.
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There is a 50/50 chance that you will eat an entire pizza by yourself today.
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Prophesied Bob is 100% certain that your coworkers will make fun of your haircut today.
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There is a 75% chance that you will forget your password today.
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Prophesied Bob is 99% certain that you will watch cat videos on the job today.
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There is a 0% chance that you will do anything productive this weekend.
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