Dear Prophesied Bob, As per our previously established prophecy, I have come to foretell of the impending doom of our beloved coffee mug. It has been foreseen that it shall be replaced by a newer, sleeker model, one that shall be made of the finest, most durable materials.
Event: The coffee mug shall be replaced Time: 3:47 PM, 14th of April 2025 Location: The break room Reason: Due to excessive use and wear
Yours sincerely,
Prophet McProphetface
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