Prophesied Bob's Methodology is a 12-step program of utter despair.
At this point, our esteemed leader, Bob, is still in his pajamas. The room is a mess. The coffee machine is on the fritz.
But fear not, for this is where the magic happens. Bob will soon be sipping on a fresh cup of coffee and ready to lead the charge against the crushing ennui that has been plaguing him.