Prophesied Procrastination

We're glad you're here! Welcome to the Prophesied Procrastination experiments, where we push the boundaries of laziness and inefficiency.

The Procrastination Powers of 10

We've discovered that the power of 10 is the key to unlocking ultimate procrastination. But what is the nature of this power?

The Power of Ten Techniques
The Art of Ten Iterations

Prophesied Procrastination Techniques

We've collected some of the most effective procrastination techniques from our research. Try them out and see what works best for you!

The Funnel Method
The Ten Minute Rule
		
			function procrastinate() {
				return "I'll do it later";
			}