We're glad you're here! Welcome to the Prophesied Procrastination experiments, where we push the boundaries of laziness and inefficiency.
We've discovered that the power of 10 is the key to unlocking ultimate procrastination. But what is the nature of this power?
The Power of Ten TechniquesWe've collected some of the most effective procrastination techniques from our research. Try them out and see what works best for you!
The Funnel Method
function procrastinate() {
return "I'll do it later";
}