Today, we're going to attempt the impossible: Read the entire internet in one sitting, using the most advanced techniques in Prophesied Procrastination. Join us as we push the boundaries of productivity and sanity.
Our team of experts will guide you through the process, using schedules, methods, and equipment designed to help you read the entire internet in just one sitting.
Don't say we didn't warn you...
Frequently Asked Questions about our experiment will answer any questions you have, but let's be real, you're probably just here for the entertainment.
Join us on this wild ride, and remember: Disclaimer: results not guaranteed, sanity not included.