Prophesied Procrastination Techniques: Technique 4 - Get Distracted

The Art of Getting Distracted

Are you tired of actually getting work done? Do you yearn for the freedom to indulge in mindless scrolling and cat videos?

We've got just the thing for you: Technique 4 - Get Distracted! This ancient art form requires focus, dedication, and a willingness to abandon all sense of productivity.

Step 1: Scroll through Social Media for 30 minutes

Start by scrolling through your favorite social media platforms, comparing your life to the curated highlight reels of others, and wondering why you're not as successful, wealthy, or happy as they are.

Step 2: Watch an Entire Season of Your Favorite TV Show

Who needs to actually learn new skills or accomplish anything when you can spend 12 hours binging your favorite TV show?

Step 3: Learn to Play the Harmonica with a YouTube Tutorial

Because what you really need in life is to spend 3 hours learning a new instrument that you'll never actually play, but will sound cool when you tell people about it.