The Art of Prophesied Procrastination

Technique 1: The Ancient Art of "I'll Get To It Eventually"

This venerable technique involves setting a deadline for a task, only to immediately forget it exists, thus freeing yourself from the crushing burden of responsibility.

• Technique 2: Creating a To-Do List That Is Never Ending
• Technique 3: The Ancient Art of Redefining What Constitutes a Successful Task