Meeting Minutes - Prophesieds 2025-01-01

Attendees:

• Blerg, Zorb - CEO
• Gleeb, Jingle - CTO
• Snarl, Flish - Marketing
• Zorb, Blerg - HR

Agenda:

1. 1. Introduce new AI-powered coffee machine
2. 2. Discuss new marketing strategy
3. 3. Debate the merits of pineapple on pizza
4. 4. Elect new chair

Decisions:

• We will implement the new AI-powered coffee machine, but only if it doesn't judge us.
• We will not change the marketing strategy, because why fix what isn't broke?
• Pineapple is not on the menu, but only for the intern.
• Gleeb, Jingle will be the new chair, because no one else will volunteer.

Next Meeting:

2025-01-08 - Prophesieds