Today's Agenda: The Apocalypse
10:00 AM - Introduction by Prophet Zorvath
- Review of the impending doom
- Discussion of prophesied calamities
- Closure of the great prophecy
11:15 AM - Break
- Free prophesying in the atrium
11:45 AM - The Apocalypse Rehearsal
- Practicing the art of fire and brimstone
- Maintaining the doomsday clock
1:00 PM - Lunch
- The prophets' cafeteria offers a special on brimstone pizza
2:00 PM - The Great Unveiling
- Reveal of the final prophecies
- Q&A with the prophets