PROPHET 3: Omniscience Department
Welcome to the Omniscience Department, where our esteemed prophets have foreseen the most absurdly mundane futures.
Our team has spent years studying the ancient art of predicting the completely obvious, and we're proud to share our findings with you.
Below, you'll find our latest prophesies, including:
- Prophecy 1: The End of All Things Will be Bland
- Prophecy 2: The Rise of the Self-Cleaning Socks
- Prophecy 3: The Great Pretzel Shortage of 2024
- Prophecy 4: The Invention of a Sock Drawer that Never Gets Messy
Stay tuned for more thrilling, pulse-pounding predictions from the Omniscience Department!