Meeting Notes for Prophet 3, Proposal 2
Summary:
In this meeting, we discussed the finer points of world domination, specifically the optimal number of minions required for maximum efficiency.
The consensus was that 42 minions were not enough, but not 43 either. Something between 40 and 44 was deemed "just right".
Key Points:
- The current system of using only one doomsday device is inefficient and in need of reform.
- A minimum of 5-7 backup doomsday devices should be implemented to ensure maximum catastrophe potential.
- A new, more streamlined system of minion management should be put in place, including but not limited to:
Action Items:
- Assign task force to design new doomsday device system.
- Conduct market research on minion satisfaction and retention.
- Schedule follow-up meeting for next Tuesday at 2pm.
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