Prophet-Alpha: The Most Important Meeting in the History of Humanity

Today is the day we make the most crucial decisions that will shape the destiny of our great civilization. The fate of humanity hangs in the balance as we convene to discuss the finer points of intergalactic trade agreements and interstellar real estate investments.

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Agenda

• Item 1: Negotiate with Zorvathian Overlords
• Item 2: Discuss the merits of establishing a human colony on the moon of Gloopernuts-IV
• Item 3: Review and revise the Intergalactic Treaty of Trade and Commerce

Attendees

• Prophet-Alpha, Supreme Leader of Humanity
• Minister of Trade, Lord Vortex
• Ambassador to Zorvath, Lord Blerp