Prophet Beta: Where Meetings Come to Die

Welcome to Prophet Beta, the meeting that refuses to end. You've been here for hours, days, maybe even weeks. Don't worry, we're all in this together.

Agenda

• Item 1: The Meeting About Nothing
• Item 2: The Meeting About Everything
• Item 3: The Meeting That Never Happened

Subplots

• Subplot 1: The Coffee Machine
• Subplot 2: The Whiteboard of Doom

Don't worry, we'll get to the point eventually. Maybe.

Meet the Team

• Member 1: The Prophet of Despair
• Member 2: The Timekeeper of Time
• Member 3: The Scribe of Suffering

Escape