Bob's Relationship Mood Reading: Because you're wondering if you're in a love triangle, a love square, or just loveless.
Bob's ancient powers of divination have revealed:
Don't worry about the Compatibility Score, it's just a phase.
Focus on the Love Interest Level, it's the real deal.
And remember, the Cosmos is full of mysteries, including why you still have a subscription to Netflix.
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