Are you stuck in a love triangle? Do you find yourself simultaneously desiring, fearing, and questioning the affections of two or more individuals? Fear not, dear reader, for Prophet Bob has got your back!
The Hetero is the traditional, heteronormative, and oft-maligned side of the triangle. Characterized by a strong sense of entitlement and a healthy dose of jealousy, the Hetero is the most common shape in the love triangle.
Learn to love your jealousy (or not).
The Homos, on the other hand, are a delightful and underappreciated side of the love triangle. Characterized by a deep sense of love and acceptance, the Homos are the true unsung heroes of the heart.
Join the Homo Squad (or just read about it, we won't judge).
The Poly, the wild child of the love triangle, is a force to be reckoned with. Characterized by a love of love in all its forms, the Poly is the true champion of love's messy, beautiful chaos.
Learn to Poly (but don't say we didn't warn you).