According to Bob, the sun will rise in the west, but not before it gets really loud. Like, think '80s rock concert loud.
More on this prophecyBob has seen it, folks. The apocalypse is coming, but not before it gets a good soaking. Like, think 'flood of biblical proportions'.
Lessons from the coming delugeBob's tried to figure it out, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube while blindfolded. Maybe just stick to the 'I'll figure it out later' approach.
A brief guide to Bob's thought processStay tuned for more prophecies, folks!