Prophet Bob's Prophecies

The Future is Bright (and Also Very Loud)

According to Bob, the sun will rise in the west, but not before it gets really loud. Like, think '80s rock concert loud.

More on this prophecy

The Future is Dark (and Also Very Wet)

Bob has seen it, folks. The apocalypse is coming, but not before it gets a good soaking. Like, think 'flood of biblical proportions'.

Lessons from the coming deluge

The Future is a Mystery (and Also Very Puzzling)

Bob's tried to figure it out, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube while blindfolded. Maybe just stick to the 'I'll figure it out later' approach.

A brief guide to Bob's thought process

Stay tuned for more prophecies, folks!