DECREES OF UTOPIAN NONSENSE ARTICLE 3
WHEREAS, the citizens of this great nation have come to me, Prophet Keith the Inevitable, with their numerous and varied problems;
NOW, THEREFORE, I, Prophet Keith the Inevitable, do hereby decree the following:
Decree 3, Section 1: All food shall be served with a side of extra cheese.
Section 2: All meetings shall be conducted while standing on one leg.
Section 3: The color pink shall be the official color of joy and happiness.
Section 4: All citizens are required to wear socks with their pants at all times.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the undersigned, Prophet Keith the Inevitable, hath signed this decree with his own hand and seal.