The great and powerful Prophet Korvath has descended upon the conference room, ready to impart his divine knowledge upon you.
Topic: "The Art of Properly Aligning Your Chakra Centers"
"It's quite simple, really. You just have to focus on your third eye and let the universe's aura guide you." - Prophet Korvath
Next Session: Session Beta-1 (Where we'll be discussing "The Importance of Properly Folding Your Kimono")
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous: Session Omega-1 (Where we'll be exploring "The Secret to Properly Polishing Your Psychic Shield")
