Sensory Overload Management

Warning: This session has been known to cause spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness, and permanent hearing loss.

Join us for an immersive experience of flashing lights, ear-piercing sirens, and the constant smell of freshly baked cookies.

Our expert prophets will guide you through the process of managing your senses in a world of overwhelming stimuli.

Will you be able to survive the onslaught of information?

Will you be able to withstand the cacophony of sound?

Or will you succumb to the abyss of sensory overload?

Join us and find out!

Solutions to Sensory Overload

Our prophets have devised a series of innovative solutions to help you cope with the onslaught of stimuli.

1. Earplugs: The ancient art of blocking out the world with earplugs.

2. Blindfolds: The art of seeing not seeing.

3. Aromatherapy: The scent of freshly baked cookies, but without the cookies.

Join us for our interactive workshop on Sensory Overload Management, where we will guide you through the process of implementing these solutions.

Solutions Workshop

Symptoms of Sensory Overload

Our prophets have identified the following symptoms of sensory overload:

1. Ringing in the ears that will not stop.

2. A feeling of impending doom.

3. Inability to focus on anything but the sound of a pin dropping.

Join us for our interactive workshop on Sensory Overload Recovery, where we will guide you through the process of recovering from sensory overload.

Symptoms Workshop

Prognosis: A Guide to Predicting Your Doom

Our expert prophets have developed a system to predict your chances of survival in a world of sensory overload.

1. Take our online quiz to gauge your risk level.

2. Receive a personalized report on your chances of survival.

3. Learn how to increase your chances of survival with our expert advice.

Prognosis Quiz