Prophet Sessions Archives

January 1st, 2023: The Great Cheese Rollout
February 15th, 2023: The Fjord of Despair
June 21st, 2022: The Sudden Onset of Socks

Notable Quotations from the Sessions

"The abyss of uncertainty is a great equalizer, but the abyss of our conference room is a great equalizer too."

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