Paranoid Consulting

Extra-Ordinary Coaching for the Un-Ordinary

We provide expert guidance for those struggling to find their purpose in life, or simply for those who want to make their current purpose more exciting.

Finding Your True Calling | Overcoming the Fear of Becoming a Hermit

Meet Our Team of Experts

Bert the Prophet, M.D.

A renowned specialist in the field of existential dread.

Bert the Prophet, M.D. has worked with clients from all walks of life, including but not limited to: hermits, cult leaders, and recluses.

Dr. Emily E. Eccentric, Ph.D.

A leading expert in the field of unordinary coaching.

Dr. Emily E. Eccentric, Ph.D. has a proven track record of helping clients achieve their goals, no matter how unrealistic they may be.

Our Services Finding Your True Purpose through Hermitage Consulting with the Hermit-in-Chief