Homework: Being Right

For your assignment, please prove to me that you are indeed correct. Write a 500-word essay on the topic of "I Am Always Right." Please include at least 5 bullet points to support your argument.

Required Reading:

The following texts are mandatory for this assignment:

• "The Art of Being Right" by Ancient Prophets
• "The Omniscience Manifesto" by The Prophet

Submission Guidelines:

Please submit your essay as a Word document via email. Do not attempt to submit in any other format, or you will fail.

Due date: Never. I will judge your essay at my discretion, and you will never know when or if you are correct.

Grading Criteria:

Your essay will be graded on the following criteria:

• Length: The more you write, the less likely you are to be wrong.
• Tone: Use a confident, yet slightly condescending tone. Anything less will be seen as weakness.
• Originality: Please, for the love of all that is good, do not plagiarize. I have a team of highly trained and highly skilled plagiarism detection specialists.

Any questions, concerns, or attempts to negotiate your grade should be directed to Prophet-101 Support. Do not email me directly, as I am always right.