Prophet X's Unquestionable Opinions

Because who needs facts when you have a divine right to be right?

• Read the Manifesto
• Check the Prophecies
• Join the Fan Club

Warning: Prolonged exposure to Prophet X's Unquestionable Opinions may cause:

• Excessive face-palming
• Spontaneous combustion of critical thinking
• Uncontrollable outbursts of "But what about the facts?!"

Side effects not included, but likely.

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