We've got a new prophet in town, and this one's a real doozy! Meet Prophet 2, the chosen one, the one and only, the... well, the one with a penchant for dramatic entrances and an aversion to socks.
After a near-death experience, Prophet 2 has returned, and he's more... intense than ever. With a newfound appreciation for the power of the human spirit, and a healthy dose of existential dread, he's ready to take on the world... or at least the city's coffee shop.
Join us for a thrilling tale of prophecy, action, and caffeine-fueled angst. Click here to learn more about Prophet 2's Origin Story or check out his daily planner for tips on how to navigate the apocalypse.
Or, if you're just feeling adventurous, try Choose Your Own Adventure: The Prophet 2 Edition and see where the path takes you!
