As the world hurtles towards its inevitable collapse, one thing is clear: the snack vending machine in the break room is doomed.
Located in the heart of the office, it stands tall with its 300+ options of stale chips, crushed pretzels, and yesterday's pizza. But its fate is sealed.
A vote was held, and the verdict is in:
Yes, 75% agreed. No, 12% argued for turning it into a giant hamster wheel. The remaining 13% wanted to use it for a time-travel experiment, but let's face it, that was just a pipe dream.
As we speak, the machine is being dismantled and repurposed. Its former contents now fill the break room with the sweet scent of nostalgia and desperation.
What happened to the snack vending machine? Who is behind the vote?But fear not, for in the ruins of the snack vending machine, a new hope arises:
A team of engineers has proposed a new, more efficient, and more sinister plan: the "Snack-Vending-9000".
Learn more about the Snack-Vending-9000