Here, we ponder the intricacies of feline fate, guided by the wise counsel of our whiskered sages.
Our debate today concerns the four lives of feline fate: the Life of Luxury, the Life of Leisure, the Life of Larceny, and the Life of Despair.
Join us as we wrestle with the weighty issues of catnip, scratching posts, and the meaning of life itself!
The Life of Luxury: A Life of Endless Feasting and Pampering
The Life of Leisure: A Life of Endless Napping and Watching the World Go By
The Life of Larceny: A Life of Mischief and Mayhem
The Life of Despair: A Life of Endless Meowing and Pouncing on Nothing
But wait, there's more! Our esteemed feline philosopher, Professor Meowington, has a special message for you: