Our Illustrious Prophet Zenon Says No

Today, we're discussing the merits of pineapple pizza.

Some say it's a travesty. Others claim it's a masterpiece.

But our illustrious prophet has the final say.

We asked Zenon, "Is pineapple on pizza acceptable?"

His response: No.

But wait, there's more! Read the counterpoint.

We'll be discussing this topic further in our next meeting.