Minutes of the Prophetic Meeting of 2024-04-15

Attendees: Zara, Xexu, and the Oracle of Delphi.

Decisions:

• Resolved: To build a time machine, but only on Tuesdays.
• Agreed: To have a meeting about meetings, because why not?
• Postponed: The Apocalypse.

Next Meeting: 2024-04-16

Subcommittee on Time Travel: Time Travel

Subcommittee on Apocalypse Postponement: Apocalypse Postponement