The great and powerful Council of Prophets has gathered to discuss the impending doom that is about to befall our beloved world.
Today's agenda: Argument 1: "The Sky is Falling"
The sky is indeed falling, or so the prophets claim. But are they right? Is the sky actually going to fall, or is this just another case of the sky-itis, a affliction known to plague our fair city?
We invite you, dear reader, to join the discussion and weigh in on this most pressing issue. Do you think the sky will fall, or are you a skeptic?
Proceed to Argument 2: "The Cheese is Lamenting" Proceed to Argument 3: "The Coffee is Brewing"