The Great Cataclysms of the Prophetic Meeting of 2023

Subtitle: Where Chaos Reigns Supreme and Sanity is Optional

Warning: This meeting may contain graphic depictions of chaos, anarchy, and spontaneous outbursts of creativity. Prolonged exposure may cause dizziness, disorientation, and temporary insanity.

It is with great pleasure that we invite you to join us for the most unpredictable, most unhinged, and most utterly disastrous meeting of the year! Our expert team of chaos agents has crafted a series of carefully designed cataclysms, each one guaranteed to shatter your expectations and test the limits of your sanity.

Agenda for the meeting:

• 1:30-Disaster-of-the-Disastrous-Deal - A presentation on the art of making poor life choices.
• 3:00-Flailing-in-the-Deep-End - A workshop on the joys of winging it.
• 5:00-Sudden-Abandonment-Of-Reason - A panel on the benefits of throwing caution to the wind.