html Prophetic Meetings: Time-Space Continuum Displacement Theory

Time-Space Continuum Displacement Theory

Warning: This meeting may cause paradoxes.

According to our team's resident chrono-scientist, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the fabric of time is not what it seems. In fact, it's more like a big ol' mess of spaghetti.

Theory Overview:

Time is relative, but also very fragile.
Small changes can have massive, universe-destabilizing effects.
Donuts are involved.

We will be discussing the finer points of the theory, including but not limited to:

• Paradoxical Implications

• Time-Traveling Toilets: A Study

• Quantum Socks: The Unseen Thread of Reality

Note: Due to the unpredictable nature of chrono-displacement, we cannot guarantee that any conclusions drawn from these meetings will actually stick. Or make sense. Or be relevant.

Furthermore, we cannot be held responsible for any universe-rupturing side effects caused by our discussion of these matters. You have been warned.