Prophetic Meetings | Chrono-Synthesis

Agenda:

10:00 AM - 11:30 AM: Flashback: The Good Ol' Days
11:30 AM - 12:30 PM: Forecasting the Apocalypse
12:30 PM - 1:30 PM: Chrono-Synthesis Session

Don't forget to bring your prophetic coffee and a calculator for the inevitable time-traveling arithmetic!

Note: The "chrono-synthesis" session is said to be a mystical process where participants attempt to merge their personal timelines to create a new, superior reality. Side effects may include spontaneous combustion, temporal loops, or unexpected changes to your socks.