Phantom Meetings

A Place Where Ideas Come to Wander

Welcome to Phantom Meetings, where ideas are born, raised, and promptly abandoned in a haze of bureaucratic red tape and existential dread.

Here, our team of highly trained professionals in the art of doing nothing will guide you through a maze of pointless discussion, watered-down consensus, and ultimately, the crushing realization that your idea was never going to fly anyway.

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