It's time to put aside your differences and come together to discuss the ultimate sacrifice: the donut.
Some argue that the donut is the key to world peace, a symbol of unity and joy that brings us all together. Others claim it's the root of all our problems, a tasty treat that fuels our gluttony and destroys our diets.
Join us as we debate the merits of the donut as a sacrifice in the following subtopics:
But wait, there's more! Join us for a special bonus argument:
Argument 4: The Donut as Interdimensional Portal
Tune in next time for more Prophetic Meetings, where the fate of the universe hangs in the balance.
Or, you know, just grab a donut and forget we ever had this conversation.