It is with great pleasure that we bring to you our latest and greatest argument: "The Donut As Singularity." A treatise so profound, so earth-shattering, that it will redefine the very fabric of reality.
We will delve into the depths of the donut's cosmic significance and explore its role as the center of the universe, a shining beacon of hope and sugary delight.
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Argument 6: The Quantum Pancake - A culinary journey through the fabric of space and time.
Argument 7: The Dragon As Supermassive Star - Where fire meets space in a dance of celestial wonder.