Welcome, seekers of truth and pastry. Today, we gather to discuss the most pressing issue of our time: Donuts as Savior.
As we sit around this table, surrounded by the sweet aroma of freshly baked donuts, we must consider the implications of a donut-based savior complex.
Will it be the classic glazed, the bold Boston cream, or perhaps the adventurous maple bacon? The fate of humanity hangs in the balance.
Join us as we debate the merits of each donut variety and determine which one shall be our savior.
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Decisions of the Day will be posted here after each meeting.
Remember, the fate of humanity is at stake. Choose wisely, friends.
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